Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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