i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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