Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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