You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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