her vagine was all disorganized.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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