How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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