i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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