I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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