I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
