woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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