Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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