If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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