I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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