Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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