He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My vagina is officially offended.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
All the doctor said was why
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