we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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