He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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