anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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