Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so let's talk penis.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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