That's intense
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
