chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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