i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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