But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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