I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
