Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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