Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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