Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
