After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How does it feel to date your dad?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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