I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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