everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Less talking, more tequila
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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