did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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