If i come over, it means nothing
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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