we're blogging at a bar
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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