But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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