Apparently you make a good broom.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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