What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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