Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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