I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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