Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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