I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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