Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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