He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I look excited, but its just a facade.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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