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Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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