I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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