Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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