Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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