They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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