i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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