Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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