You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i died would you start the facebook group?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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