So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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