My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Randomize
