My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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