He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize